Decisions, decisions...
So, after a delicious salad and a gin-tonic, I have decided that I'll turn my back on the world of women. It's easier without them, and it makes finding excuses why you're feeling bad rather hard - especially since you always end up right in your own face.
So. Good-bye to all those good-looking, yet ignorant women out there, I'm a goner, you all had your chances - you didn't take 'em, don't blame me...