Welcome to the real world(?)
This morning, my alarm clock beeped, I awoke, got up, went downstairs and got into the shower.
That was the moment I heard my alarm clock beep. 'Weird', I thought,'didn't I just turn this damn thing off? And it's up in my bloody room, why do I hear it downstairs??'
That's when I awoke. I got up, went downstairs and got into the shower.
Or so I thought. Because at that moment, I heard my alarm clock beep.

Since this time I awoke, got up, went downstairs and got into the shower and actually showered (without any additional alarm clocks going off) I think I'm in the real world now. I felt like that guy in Groundhog Day, just that I never got the chance to rob a bank or kill myself...