The good old times
Turn on "I will survive" and read.

At first I had a life,
I had many friends,
until I found this bloody game
and now I'm 12 again,
i spend so many nights
telling my girl I must log on
but now I can't
because she's buggered off and gone...
So now I'm back
at 12 o clock
I've got no social skills
and I'm not taken anymore
Weren't you the one that I defended yesterday,
You little swine - now I may as well be gay
Oh no not I,
I will survive!
Just as long as I keep on this crap
I'll never have a life...
I've got no girlfriend to lay,
None of my mates will come and play,
but I'll survive...I will survive...

(Dedicated to the wonderful game Planetarion. Courtesy of Netvyper and his logfiles =))