Random bash.org quotes
If you don't know bash.org, you've missed some real fun, believe me. I've been browsing it a bit in the past few days again, and here's some random quotes.
(Please note: quotes may contain references to sex, if you're offended by that ... well, I guess you wouldn't be browsing my blog then anyways, so nevermind.)

#274826
(aryov) This cake is soooo good
(aryov) it's like sex, except I'm having it

#2456
(M3rlin-) what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
(p5Ds13a06) you cant buy alcoholics
(p5Ds13a06) but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

#136524
(Raven) I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
(Raven) It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

And two more, which are both too long to be pasted, so I'll only give the links.
Harry Potter goes bash.org: #111338
Lord of the Ring goes bash.org: #177548

Now that I've hooked you up, have fun spending hours in front of your screens. ;)