Zapped
It's the small things that make you think of work as something bad. For me, it's the dreaded thought of getting zapped all the time, be it when I shake hands with my boss in the morning, or when I open a door, or when I grab for my tea mug, or even if I press the space key half a second too long!
I really don't understand what's wrong with me, none of my colleagues seem to have this kind of problem, and I've tried out 2 different pairs of shoes already, to no avail. It's not consistent, too. Last week, it was okay-ish, with me only getting a mild zap every now and then. Today, I've been zapped left and right, and I've only been in the office for 45 minutes; and it was bad ones at that! The kind that not only you can hear, but also others!

I'm still waiting to see a little ball lightning to go off when I try opening a door, killing everyone in the vicinity...

Ta-taa.