Can you feel the pain?
It might be old news to some of you, but with the invention of WiFi-SM, you can actually share the world's suffering and pain.
From the developer's website:

"WiFi-SM is an Internet connected wireless device that you can fix on any part of your body. It automatically detects the information from approximately 4,500 news sources worldwide updated continuously and analyses them looking for specific keywords such as death, kill, murder, torture, rape, war, virus etc.. Each time the text of the news contains one of these keywords, your WiFi-SM device is activated through the Wi-Fi network and provides you with an electric impulse. This impulse is calibrated so that you can feel a certain amount of pain, but is completely safe."

All that for just $50,-
The only thing I'm missing is a "buy one, get one free" feature ... for the girlfriend or something.

Ta-taa.